adya, 20.
Democratic.
Republican.
Libertarian.
Independent.
Long ago, the parties lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the republicans attacked.
Only the president, master of all the parties, could stop them. But when the country needed him most, his term ended.
Four years passed and Obama and I discovered a new candidate, a democratic socialist named Bernie.
And although his political skills are great, he has a lot of polls to win before he can save anyone.
But I believe Bernie Sanders can save America.
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*Tries to use my Safari app while in public*
*xvideos loads*
*Smash that fucking home button*
this entire episode is a treasure.
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I cannot believe this
when college kids grew up on spongebob
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